Haunted

This basement is haunted.

Yeah, right.

My grandfather killed himself right over there.

You’re making it up.

No I’m not; he hung himself from a pipe.

You’re trying to scare me.

Well, yeah.

Why?

I don’t want you here.

Well, I don’t want to be here. But whatever. Your grandpa isn’t a ghost. You just don’t like me and my dad living here.

I don’t. That’s why my grandpa is gonna get rid of you.

Whatever.

[He smiles.] Try to get up.

What?

Get up.

[He tries.] I can’t.

I’ll have him punch you too, just so you know he’s real.

[His nose begins to bleed.]

And that’s just the beginning.