Monday, September 29, 2014

The Wipe

I give to you a story in eleventy-one words...

‘My pastor recommended it, said it was a leadership conference.’ He shook his head, trying to navigate the memories. ‘They brought us here. Where is here?’ He surveyed the white windowless walls for some clue. A bed. A sink. A toilet. ‘I’ve been here… years, I think. I’m a language specialist. An operative of some kind.’

The doctor and general traded glances in the command center.

‘He remembers at precisely the same time each day before we activate “the wipe”. None of the others do,’ remarked the doctor.

‘He’s dangerous. If you can’t find a way to purge those memories, we will terminate him.’

‘But he’s our best.’

‘I don’t care.’

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Master and Pupil

I give to you a story in four times eleventy-one words...

He of bantam stature rests mount and frame upon the marble floor. Twice he rounds the dying figure noting twists and turns obscured to mortal men before positioning himself upon a sable stool that lets him contemplate the poor woman’s unfortunate countenance. Passersby glimpse the raptly static man adjacent to an easel eager to be used. But stolen glances at the canvas prove disappointing for it remains as blank as a dead man’s face. The visitors resentfully depart, their meager hopes to witness some beatific vision, shattered. He pays them no mind as he considers the able grip of Lucretia’s marmoreal digits as she plunges a dagger into her barren chest.

The boy enters through the far atrium – crude and sullen with flaxen locks – and approaches haltingly as if a reluctant disciple worshipping at a clandestine altar profaned by Roman monarchy. He pays brief homage to the reclining figure before advancing to his teacher. The diminutive man disregards him; instead, he reclines, lingers, ogles, sighs. In some raw limbic cavern, the boy understands. And though the majority of his corporeal fibers urge him to flee, he remains beside his mentor, blindly focusing on the poor woman’s empty eyes. Suddenly the wee man bolts from his seat with a flourish that jolts his fair pupil. He motions towards the stool. The boy sits.

The verdant student yearns to mark the page with lead, ink, blood. The teacher grins, his teeth like blinding blizzard snow. Not yet, he mouths, not yet. The fecund moment lingers in pencil potentiality as bastard children circle like birds of prey. The master nods. The young sinister hand responds, grasps the black wand between a trinity of fingers; they form a gentle vice that transforms the lifeless stick into a wand both sacred and profane. He lifts the pen erect, a composer who has heard the dulcet oboe. With eyes closed he lets fly the tip across the page, scrawling a segment of the base, stopping short of actualizing infinity.

A moment – or hours – later, the pupil lets the implement plink upon the ground and stands as is his custom at the end of these sessions. The teacher replaces him on the stool and returns to staring obliviously at the proud statue. The student, meanwhile, retrieves his pencil. He then shoulders his sack and, without looking back, leisurely strolls whence he came and disappears. For the next hour passersby halt in droves, their eyes flitting between sketch and sculpture. They don’t know what they see, but they know it’s right. At the end of the hour, the master finally reviews his student’s work. A single tear slides down his whiskered cheek.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Leaves

I give to you a repurposed oldie (but goodie) in eleventy-one words...

He saw the terrified woman surrounded by a group of ruffians.

‘Hey guys.’

The hoodlums turned.

‘Why don’t you stop harassing her?’

The leader, a hefty, bearded man said, ‘How ‘bout we harass you instead?’ He motioned for his posse to follow.

He pulled from his pocket a bag of leaves.

‘You think a little weed is gonna help?’

‘It’s not weed,’ he replied as he swallowed the leaves whole.

The thugs advanced.

With two well-aimed punches, he incapacitated the closest two before pummeling the rest.

After the massacre ended, he checked on the woman. ‘You okay?’

‘Yeah. But what was that?’ she asked, pointing at the empty plastic bag.

‘Spinach.’

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Dry

I give to you a series of seven haiku in eleventy-one words...

Sweat seeps from his pores,
His thirsty throat dry as bone,
In the swimming pool.

She hangs the red shirt
To dry in the yellow sun,
But a black cloud looms.

A few dry eyes gaze
As she lies on the blue bed.
It’s not a sad wake.

He clicked on the screen.
The system fatally crashed.
Twas just a dry run.

‘Hi, my name is Mike.
I have been dry for twelve days.’
He sips from his flask.

He climbs to the bow,
Claims to be king of the world
On a dry docked ship.

‘Is it right or wrong?’
‘Yes,’ he replied with a smirk.
Dry wit eludes me.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Origins

I give to you the origin of Eleventy 1 in eleventy-one words...

It started with the blog Three Word Wednesday. The owner of said blog posted ‘Fiction in 58,’ stories written in fifty-eight words. The number had no draw for me. But the concept did, especially since I often found it difficult – given my propensity for verbosity – to slash unnecessary words. I therefore decided to transfigure the bloody carcass of Random Rejoinders – the name by which this blog was formerly known – into bite-size story morsels. But my number wasn’t immediately apparent. Until I remembered ‘The Fellowship of the Ring.’ The story begins with Bilbo’s one hundred and eleventh birthday. Except Tolkien uses the word, eleventy-one. My inner geek blossomed; I found my number. 

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

The Talent - John

I give to you a continuation of The Talent in eleventy-one words...

His name was John. He grew up in a small house with his parents and younger siblings. His life was short. There were no memories of a wife. Or of a love interest. He did not attend school, but rather worked as long as he could remember. Except for Sundays; church was always for Sundays.

The story ended abruptly. Painfully. I focused, somehow, on that moment. He was hunting rabbits with his brother. He spotted some, was waiting them out. But the rabbits ran, spooked by something. Someone. ‘Run!’ he shouted; his brother fled. He struggled, briefly. Then a stab. Followed by searing pain. Then nothing.

No living soul remembers him.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Puppet

I give to you a story in eleventy-one words...

The puppet stared at her.

‘You need me more than I need you,’ she spat.

She swore the puppet smirked.

‘A sweet lovable koala? I know differently.’

The puppet fell back, seemingly exasperated.

She sat him up. ‘See, you have a terrible attitude.’

The smirk remained.

‘Maybe I’ll toss you into the trash. Or, better yet, into an incinerator. How about that?’

The koala fell forward, she thought, to hide its laughter.

She righted him again. ‘I know. I will destroy your reputation instead.’

A voice called, ‘Darlene, let’s go. We’re waiting for you.’

‘Coming,’ she answered. She extracted her hand from the puppet, grabbed her jacket, and joined the others.

Open Book

I give to you a text conversation I had with a friend in eleventy-one words...

Have fun last night?

Yes, but it was a bit much. People. Sweat.

I escaped the muchness.

There you go.

There I went, technically.

Very you.

A predictably open book as it were.

I think you have a few chapters locked away.

Does anyone ever share everything? If so, is it not but an approximation based on personal bias? No person can ever be captured except in collections of fleeting moments.

Poetic and true.

Not sure it’s poetic, but it certainly smacks of the elusive concept called truth.

You love words.

Are you nicely calling me verbose?

Affirmative.

I am also accomplished at curt one-word replies.

I’m well aware.

Truth abounds.

Monday, September 1, 2014

Dragon

I give to you a true story from my vacation in the Northwest in eleventy-one words...

He pushed away from the table with a huff and eyed the restaurant for his opponent. He stalked towards the exit, turned at the far corner, and traipsed back into the bar area. Upon his return, he spotted a manager and purposefully approached him.

‘I lost,’ he pointed to the screen. ‘I am Dragon.’

The manager smirked, ‘Okay?’

‘I want to know who beat me.’

‘Ash did, according to the screen.’

‘Who is Ash?’

‘I don’t know.’

He sputtered a bit more, to no avail, and returned to his seat.

Meanwhile, Tara, Ashley, and I – dragon slayers all – barely contained our laughter. It seems Dragons take their trivia seriously in Lynnwood.